I'm in Finland, bitches.

Okay so before I even start telling you anything I must say that at the moment it's 23:21, I'm dog tired and all I've got to work with is a pink minicomputer.
Pink Mini, people! Do you know how odd that is??
Jeebus. Anyway.

Right now? No pictures. Not in this weird thingy and besides half of the old ones are in the other computer so you'll get some new ones tomorrow. that is the 11th I hope. No promises though.

Anyway, since I'm having trouble describing anything that has happened since my last post, I'mma skip right to today.

I started packing yesterday about 10pm or something. Don't ask why I didn't pack earlier. Very out of character but whutevs.
We were supposed to wake up around 7am but Lucky ate something bad and was sick in the evening before bed and around 4am he woke me by trying to get into bed. I thought what the heck, he looked pretty bad in the evening so I'mma let him come.
Lucky on the other hand decided that I don't need a blanket and he can use it to build a bed for himself and sleep under it. I woke up about half an hour later to Kaida asking where Lucky is.
I managed to win my blanket back and Lucky figured that if Iäm a human and Kaida is a human, he must be one too. My arm apparently made a very nice pillow and blanket was nice and warm and so he slept. Cept have you ever had a dog brething into your ear? You try sleeping like that.
Pretty impossible. So after another fifteen minutes I moved Lucky to the foot of the bed.
Then Kaida started breathing into my ear.
Screw this, I have some packing to do anyway.
And so I got up and packed a couple of other things. a bit after 5am I got back upstairs and realised Lucky was up. Then Kaida decided it would be a great time to remind me that Lucky has drank a whole bowl of water and he probably needs to pee.
I made it to thefront door. While I was putting on my shoes Lucky decided that he can't wait any longer and he produced a nice little pool.
10 cm from the door.
Great. Lucky back upstairs and myself downstairs to clean up.
Which also took me a while. Then battle off Ella and - bed again. sweet.
5:30am. Not so bad. I should be able to get in about an hour and half.
But not quite. I then realized I was having difficulty falling asleep again.
Lingstory short I did fall asleep about 30 minutes later and then woke up to Kaida panicing about the fact that we slept in and need to get going in 40 minutes.
Meh. I hate sleeping in.
And believe it or not the rest of the trip was quite uneventful.
Katja was pretty calm dureing the drive, didn't throw up /too/ much... Lucky slept most of the time...
The shipride was awful though. There was some bachelours party sorta thing in the table across from ours. 7 LOUD, OBNOXIOUS dudes and on dude in a speedo doing stupid stuff.
THE WHOLE FRIKKIN 2 HOURS.
I was ready to strangle them all.

Also, it's 30degrees C outside and may get even hotter.
Dear lord.

Pictures tomorrow when I figure out how to work this thing [Read: hijack Kajas regular laptop]
Which of course isn't carved in stone. I mean we are going to Flamingo to watch Twilight:Eclipse and we are picking up Kaida and going by her place and stuff so I might be pretty tired again when we get back.
Well okay let's be honest here. They are going to watch Eclipse. I'm going for a laugh and lotsa candy.

Talk to ya'll tomorrow I s'pose.

This is the computer I'm on right now and trust me, it's smaller than it looks.
and it's /pink/
Also the keyboard is different. Finnish and all that crap.
Anyway. Bye for now.

-Kelly

No quote, can't be bothered.

~Me, right now.

Katjaaaa~

So the week has passed and exept for one small blog update I haven't written anything.
well I'mma tell you a bit more about that week now.
This morning, as the dogs around me were barking and people laughing and yelling and all, I started thinking and I came to realize a couple of things.

1. June is over. OVER, people!
That means that in 2 short months we'll be going back to school. 1/3 of our vacation is GONE.
Just thought I should point that out.

2. Before Kaida came, I went to bed at 3-5 am and woke up around 2pm to the sun shining through my curtains. When they came, I had to move downstairs onto the couch with Kaida, which means that I now go to be by 11pm and wake up around 6-8 am to dogs running over me, under me, near me, above me and so on.

3. The couch is much less comfy than my bed.

4. Katja is HUGE. Like half my weight and on two paws she's probably as tall as me. On all fours she's up to my waist at least.

5. You haven't seen NOTHING until you've seen a tiny daschund humping a giant wolfdog.
Humping. As in I-might-be-3-months-old-and-weigh-4-kg-but-I-want-your-babies. They say it's some domination game but seriously that is just so wrong on so many levels.
And seriously, Katja is about 10 times bigger and 7 times heavier.

6. Ella can climb on pretttty tiny branches if she wants. Katja just wants to play with her but well you'd be scared too if a giant furry barking thing came flying towards you. I'm talking about Katja, not Lucky.

7. Ella likes Lucky. Well well enough not to claw his nose open.

8. Lucky likes to chase after Ella and when he catches her he tries to pull off her ears.

9. Lucky and Katja are scary when they play. Luckys head is constantly in Katjas mouth and she is growling and they are jumping around and it sounds and looks like he is about to be Katjas dinner. Of course they don't really hurt each other, it's just a game, but still. Just looks like one of them is really angry.

10. Lucky likes to grab a mouthful of Katjas hair around her stomach or tail because that's the only place he can reach, and then hang on. Katja is not pleased.

11. Max likes Katja. He keeps trying to chase her cept he's so old that while Katja doesa circle around the house, Max is still taking off. It's sorta sad.

12. I'm not very fond of big dogs. I prefer cats and small dogs. Dogs I know I can contain if I'm threatened. If Katja feels like eating me for breakfast, I'm a goner.
Mom thinks that now I can't go to Finland to be with Kaja for a couple of weeks.
Jeebus, woman, I've lived with Max for 15 years. I think I can manage... =_=

13. My '*½ button next to the Enter button is pretty broken. Just sayin'.

14. I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatexinfinity mosquitoes.
It is so hot in here that we have to keep a window open when we sleep and therefore when I wake up I always have a ton of new bites. And the sound of them flying around my face is maddening.

14. The water is really warm. I wanna go to the beach and swim but I can't. meh.

15. The corner of my mouth has been broken for a week and it's not even thinking about getting better. I can't even yawn anymore.

16. Strawberries are delicious. The summer weather and heat has payed off and now I can officially go to the yard and pick some fresh strawberries whenever I want. Yummalicious.

17. I havent been on the computer for more than half an hours in a week.

18. The new passport is red which I hate and my picture on the ID card has the outlines of estonia or smth and it makes me look like I have a unibrow. completely horrible.

And that's when Katja decided that she would stick her cold nose into my back and kick my head with her tail and then I decided that I give up and get out of bed. It was 7am.

pictures? Duh.

Pretty view from Panga Pank. And look, Kairi! We are all alive. Kelly didn't jump and all the Finns are still here and alive aswell. Ignore that the horizon is tilting dangerously to the right.

We did have the option to climb down. For some reason nobody took it.

Lucky didn't really think that Ella needs all that fur. She has a lot so she might aswell share, no?

Kaida and I were bored. Done in one day, 500 pieces and took about 4 hours?

Again, bored. 600 pieces, two days and lotsa hours. One piece was missing aswell. Mneh.

Sorry, didn't have a better picture, They wre jumping around so much that I couldn't get a decent picture to save my life. Besides I was afraid she was going to go all blood-hungry when I took too many pictures using the flash.

But you might get a better picture by watching this:



Ignore the background noise kthx.

--Kelly

WOHOO

So Kaida is home. And her dog. and ... well scroll back some posts. anyway.
How to describe the last 3 days so that everyone would understand ?

Ooh! I know!



It's not that the kitty doesn't get along with Lucky. She does. Sort of.
But lucky is so young and just wants to play and then he starts playing with Ella and Ella gets scared and then he chases after her and she runs away and so they go across the rooms like crazy.
Complete circus.
Just look at the pretty pictures.

First day. Ella was too scared to go near Lucky and Lucky... Well he was just Lucky not to get hit with her claws.

Second day. Playtime outside! At least it was nice and warm.

Isn't he the cutest thing you have ever seen? Even you, Kairi must agree with that.

Sleeping near each other apparently isn't much of a problem.

More pictures? Here.
I'm thinking that when Katja comes all hell will break loose, but we'll see.
Bye for now.

--Kelly

I can't die. It would ruin my image.

~ Jack La Lanne

Stargate

So after I did the whole "Reasons why you should totally watch Dr. Who" I figured that with all the people coming on my blog, who aren't Kairi or Bambs, I might just do a whole Reasons Why You Should Watch Stargate.
Just for the heck of it.

So here it is.

1. Jack O'Neill

It's Jack. The awesomesauce ex-MacGyver lead character, who always has the funniest lines.
Always. So just plain awesome. No other words can be used to describe him.


2. Daniel Jackson

The absolutely brilliant and funny and nerdy archeologist, who is sort of immortal and has a dark past. Brilliant. Funny. Nerdy. And he speaks 23 languages. And is immortal. Need I say more?


3. Aliens

It's Sci-fi, bitches. I bet even Twilight would be bearable with some added asgards, or better yet, Furlings. Anyway. Why do I love sci-fi so much? Well, obviously because it has just so many options. Pretty much nothing is ever impossible, it rarely gets boring and there is always something new waiting for you just around the corner.

Warning: if this picture gave you the sudden urge to throw up... Sci-fi is not for you, hun.

4. Forbidden love. (sort of)

Over the series we see Sam, the brilliant scientist in the team, hook up with several men, we see all men around her mindlessly falling in love (I have never liked calling Sam a Mary-Sue but sometimes it just feels like it, doesn't it?) and so on and so forth but in our hearts we know that the only man she can really be together with is Jack. We just know it and so does she. Bloody military with it's rules and regulations...


5. Overdressed bad guys.

Because we love laughing at them. And they just look pretty awesome. Well to be quite honest, only the Goa'ulds were overdressed. The Ori had a thing for tin foil and the replicators were just plain underdressed, but still.
Just enjoy the whole overdressed-ness for those 8 seasons.

Nirrti or Lord Yu would have been better examples, but Sokar is just going to have to do.

6. Humor

Because, seriously, would you really want to watch some depressing Angst-ridden show for 10 seasons? I think not. And if you do, I'll kindly redirect you to Torchwood. Plenty of angst to go around and as the season-end cliffhanger... everybody dies! How's that for a cliffy, eh?
Anyway, back to the point. Stargate is brilliantly funny. Seriously, they actually have to episodes where they are mocking themselves! Now that's humor.

Shifu: If the instrument is broken, the music will be sour.

Dr. Jackson: The music does not play the musician.

Shifu: Normally there is truth in that.

Dr. Jackson: Really? Good. Cause I really didn't have any idea what I was talking about.

Teal'c: The propulsion system and communication array have been damaged beyond repair.

Col. O'Neill: Ah that's good because according to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of…nowhere. Give or take.

[Carter and O'Neill are lying close to one another for warmth.]

Capt. Carter: Sir?

Col. O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear. [Sam starts to laugh] No giggling... please.

7. History knowledge.

Because how else would I know that Ra is an Egypt sun god and uhm... well I can't remember anything else interesting at the moment but gimme a break, it's 1:13 am.
Here, contemplate these Goa'uld system lord symbols instead.



8. The Ori

The Ori were the galactic bad guys in seasons 9 and 10. And I'm sorry but I just so happen to think that they were the coolest bad guys ever. Right after Ba'al that is. End of discussion.

9. Great actors.

Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver and don't you tell me you don't know who that is)
Amanda Tapping ( Sanctuary )
Michael Shanks (I'm sure he's been in cool shows, just none pop to mind at the moment)
Ben Browder (Farscape)
Claudia Black (Farscape)

And if shows like farscape and Sanctuary don't tell anything to you then rest assured, they do mean something to me a nerd like I am.
anyway. That's it for the moment. Again, I might update this when I remember something else but for now this is it.




--Kelly

With a Little Stargate, Anything is Possible

~ Tagline from Stargate SG1

I'm happy.

I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I am happy.
I AM happy.
I AM Happy.
I AM HAPPY!
I AM HAPPY!!!
I'M FUCKING HAPPY, KAY?

Rainbows and butterflies.
Rainbows and butterflies
rainbows and effin butterflies

no loneliness
no lonelyness
not
lonely
at
fucking
all.

Who cares that the only things keeping me sane are neopets and Stargate marathons with Kairi?
Who cares that the only thing I've heard from my friends from school is Birgit asking me if I'm going out with Aili to see her one last time before she goes to Canada?
Who cares that the beforementioned Aili did not bother telling me that she's going in the first place?
WHO CARES THAT SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHEN SHE WAS GOING?

Who cares that the only person who has kept in touch is Bambi?

I. Don't. Care.

Three days to go.
Three days. Three effffing days.
And you know what?
I'm not lonely.
And SecretZen isn't my home.
And I didn't spend my Jaanipäeva night watching Harry Potter movies and eating exessive amounts of candy. Alone. Till 3am
AND I AM HAPPY.

Oh and I'm obsessed with Mikas new songs.
specially By the time, Toy boy and Good gone girl.

I'm happy
I'm happy
I'm happy
I'm happy
I'm happy
I'm happy

And maybe in three days, I'll actually believe that.

--Kelly

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.

~Mother Teresa

Dr. Who.

So here they are. Reasons why you should totally watch Dr. Who.

1. Sci-fi.

I mean who can really resist The wonders of aliens? Travelling to different planets, mortal danger that the charming lead characters always come out of without a scrach? With dr who there is the added bonus of time travel. Go anywhere whenever you want. literally. 16th century earth? Easy. 51st century earth? Piece of cake. End of the world? Brilliant, let's do it.


2. Plenty of Squee! Moments

Because all you want to see at the end of the episode is a really cute fluffy moment when the heroes (or the side characters, who have been sizzling away, almost clouded by the Doctors amazingness) finally get together. But no, this is no cheesy mexican soap opera. This is Doctor Who. This is brilliant.


3. Comedy

How many times have I thought I'd die of laughter while watching that show? Jeebus, too many to count. The show can be completely hilarious without being tacky. Not many shows can pull that off. One that I can name that does pull it off is Stargate. But I have to mention that sometimes Dr. Who tends to be even more funny. There isn't one episode that would pass without at least one joke.

Detective-Inspector Bishop: Start from the begining, tell me everything you know.

Doctor: Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hand around your elbow and make your fingers meet.

General Staal: We have an intruder!

Doctor: How'd he get in? In-tru-da window?

These are just a few examples. The hilarity... Oh there's a lot of it.


4. Drama

Because in my opinion you can't take a show seriously when it's too shallow. And there is nothing shallow about Doctor Who. I've been on the verge of tears several times and I never cry when watching TV shows. Ever! Not even during the Titanic.


5. Plot

Just for the record these are not in any special order. Just in the order they pop into my mind, because otherwise the plot should be #1. The most important part of the show.
And there is plot. Ooooh there is plot. Sometimes you can see the arc building. you can see the little stuff they say or see and you know that it'll be relevant later on
but sometimes it just hits you in the end like a ton of bricks.
"Oh my god, but I knew that! It was so obvious. I should have realized it!!"
And no matter what episode it is, you will never be bored. There is no politics, no legal stuff to worry about.
Well perhaps the Judoon but The doctor knows how to get rid of them. Those episodes are the greatest journey of your life.


6. Great Graphics.

Nothing is impossible.
Nothing looks cardboard.
They can make you feel like you are floating in the bloody London during the Blitz in 1941. Because when it comes to graphics and ideas, they dont hold back. And everything is possible.

I'd love to show you a picture of Rose hanging from a hot air balloon in the middle of The Blitz but Google is being particularly uncooperative and I just can't find it. This one is from the same episode and as a bonus has John Borrowman as Jack Harkness in it. SQUEE!!

7. The actual history knowledge.

You get to meet people like William Shakespeare, Madam de Pompadour and Agatha Christie and many others! You get to follow as the Doctor and his companions travel to the history or to the future, which I admit is not as historicaly correct as the historic part, but still ...

Madame de pompadour and The Doctor

8. The changing characters

This might not seem like such a good thing at first, but it's great when you don't particularly like the current doctor.
In Dr. Who, the doctor has regenerative abilities. If he is dying, but not quite dead yet, he can regenerate. During regeneration, all cells in his body change. Hence a new actor.
His female companions just sort of go away or get stuck in parallel universes but no biggie. He is rarely alone for more than a couple of episodes.
And besides, this regeneration keeps the show fresh, actors not-bored and The Doctor is always young and good looking.

Some people say that he's getting younger with each regeneration. I personally don't see it. Do you?

Do I really need to continue?
Just watch this clip and then tell me you don't want to watch it.
I'll come to Viljandi, tie you to a chair and force-show you all episodes starting with the ones from 1969. Don't ask where I'm going to find the missing episodes. I just will, kay?



-Kelly

The Doctor: All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?

ZOO!! ♥

I GOTS A PRETTY NEW FINNISH FLAGGIE ONTO MY COUNTER!
yay! Thanks, Kaja :*

'nyway.
Mah sistah Kaida gots herself a doggie
a Dascchushshsuund.Um.. Das-something-hund.
uhh...
Daschund.
Yeah. That.


OMGOMOMGOMG She's so adorable!
Lucky. Not lucky as in lucky-she-got-a-home
Lucky as in Hey-Lucky-come-here-girl!
I think she's a girl o.o
I'm not sure though.
ehh.. I just asked and apparently he is a boy x)
anyway. I will see him soon enough, when my sisters come home in a couple of weeks.
of course that shall be interesting. We'd have my sisters, their partners, One of my sisters partners kid, two dogs and of course my parents, me and Ella.
confused? me too.
Here's the breakdown:
6 Adults
2 Kids
2 Dogs +My grandparents dog Max
1 Cat
Add some steel bars and a ticket fee and you have a very nice little zoo.
I dont even dare to think what would happen if one of the dogs (or both of them) didn't get along with Ella.
Worse what if they don't get along with each other? D:
Jeebus.
Well we'll see. And you will hear via Blog, as always.
Bye for now.

-Kelly

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?

~Character Tom Dobbs in Man of the Year (2006), screenplay by Barry Levinson