Niisiis. Kelly, Kaida ja Kaja käisid täna kinos.

Following is a copy of the email I sent to bambs right after seeing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part  2. In estonian for obvious reasons.

Niisiis. Kelly, Kaida ja Kaja käisid täna kinos.
Jõuame sinna, hakkame pileteid välja ostma nagu mingi sada aastat ennem. Ja avastasime, et piletid tuleb välja osta neli effing päeva ennem. I swear to god, nad mõtlevad neid reegleid käigu pealt välja iga kord kui me sinna läheme.
No igatahes. Saime siis ikkagi piletid. Esireas kaks, täiesti servas ja siis teises reas meie kohal ka üks. See kui sitad kohad need tegelt olid saime alles natuke hiljem teada.
No siis läksime shoppama yada yada yada,
Nii, siis lähme lõpuks saali kui ma olin juba täiega freaked ja istume maha. Ja holy shit, ma pidin mingi ma ei tea mis iks nurga all istuma et ma tervet ekraani näeksin ja lisaks kõigele veel praktiliselt taevasse vaatama. 2d linastus oli meil siis, mitte 3d kuna me ei teadnud kuidas me 3d välja kanname.
Igatahes hakkas film pihta ja hmm... Ma praktiliselt nuuksusin seal juba poole peal eksole. Selles suhtes, et nagu wow, okei. Eriefektid, holy shizzzzzzz.
jajajajaja. See muusika. Ejdsjdsisjfmfndkdut.
Okei, mis mulle selle filmi juures meeldis : kuskil 97% kõigest . Ja Jeesus Maria, see oli niiiii kurb poolenisti ja ma mingi julmalt nuuksusin kui Colin creevey seal ära suri ja siis kui kõiki neid sõjas langenuid näitas... Maria.
Enihow. Mulle käis pisut närvidele see kui Potter sinna hogwartsisse jõudis ja siis automaatselt oli nõus sellega, et dumbi armee temaga koos võitlema hakkab aga ma saan aru küll, et aega polnud et seal mingi hullem kaklus korraldada.
Snape... Mamma Mia kui ta nende õpilastega seal rääkis, et andke potter üles vms, ma ei julgenud hingata ka. Ta on jube hea näitleja. Jajajajaja ze queen, Helena Bonham Carter? Kjcusjgidkrnfndked love.
Okei. 19 aastat hiljem. Ma olin väga skeptiline selles suhtes, et kuidas neil õnnestub need näitlejad vanemaks teha aga mmtea.
Kaja ja Kaida ütlesid, et nende meelest Dan Radcliffe nägi veider välja ja Emma ilgelt noor aga minu meelest need kaks olid täitsa hästi tehtud. Emma oli tõesti natuke noor aga samas... 19a hiljem on nad ainult mingi 36 vms ja see pole nii hullult vana. Mõni vananebki aeglaselt.
Agagagagagaga MIDA NAD TOM FELTONIGA TEGID THEFUCK MIS ASI TA LÕUA PEALE ROOMAS JA ÄRA SURI SEE EI OLNUD NORMAALNE!!!!!!!
Ja ginny nägi Jeesus kui vana välja.
Aa ja dannyle sobis isa mängimine. Mmtea nii squee oli lihtsalt.
Mul oli snapeist kahju. Ja see kui nagini ta ära tappis ma olin horrified.
Goshdarn.
Igatahes. See võitlustseen, ilgelt lahe nägi välja aga häirima jäi see, et mitte keegi peale Harry ei näinud seda ja siis kui Harry väidetavalt ütles neile et voldy on surnud siis ei olnud nagu mingit otsest reaktsiooni vms. Veider lõpp oli selles mõttes.
Jajajajaja. Ja siis kuna ekraani oli mul pmst vastu nina surutud siis mul hakkas superpaha seda vaadates ja ausalt öeldes siiamaani on ja ja ja ja wtf, see on läbi mida effi ma nüüd peaksin ootama hakkama?
Twilighti nagu Kaida?
Selles mõttes, et ma tahan seda esimest breaking dawni filmi kindlalt näha. Lihtsalt selle pärast, et näha kuidas kurat nad kogu selle värgiga hakkama saavad. Ja selleks et irvitada. Kuigi stewarti peale kleebitud ekspressioonitu nägu on suht creepy.
Svvashvjdackbjgug.

-Kelly

[last words, to Harry] Look at me. You have your mother's eyes. [dies]

~Severus Snape

Well Kairi, aren't you shocked now?

I take it you haven't checked my blog in a few days. You too, Bambs.

SEE, I CAN UPDATE FREQUENTLY IF I WANT. HAHAA

Okay, so actually I came in with the quick message that the pictures of the 60s theme day thing are up in fotki now and I'm only featured somewhere in the last photos and goodness gracious I look horrible.

@fotki

Physics does not look good on me.
I wish I could say that it was like the 8th lesson of the day or something but it just wasn't
apparently I look like shrek on the best of days.

Also I have the overwhelming urge to liveblog Harry Potter and change the theme of my blog again. To Harry Potter themed.

yeeah...

-Kelly

Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you. 

~Albus Dumbledore, "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"

Sohai.

Let's start with the stuff concerning my blog that I should probably tell you about. First of all, I don't know if you actually noticed, o faithful followers, but I changed the theme of my blog. If you didn't notice then you probably need to get those eyes checked out.

From Kairis answer to the poll I took the liberty of removing sayatme and that godawful musicbox. If you think that I shouldn't have done one of/either those things then you probably should have answered the poll aswell, don't you think?

Soyeah.
Ohyes, I've got this problem that I really don't know what to write about anymore. I mean if you want to hear more about my oh-so-exciting life, you should probably ask me something or whatever because I really don't know what you would actually find interesting and what not.

Or if there's anything else... I've also been meaning to do one of those liveblogging a movie things again. You know, like I did with Sky High, and I do believe I promised a post about why you should watch the Covenant. If you want to hear about either of those, leave me a comment.

It actually feels kind of silly saying that, knowing that only Kairi will respond anyway but whatever. I can sort of dream, right ?

About the things that have been happening lately... Well our school is celebrating its 50th brithday today or tomorrow or whenever and today we had the 60's theme day. Everyone was dressed more-or-less time appropriately and were required to wear the school hat and carry a hairbrush and a towel. During the breaks they had to walk in circles around the corridor and stuff. I'd love to tell you that it was all fun and amusing and whatnot but pretty much all I can remember is the fact that my knee is still horribly swollen and I'm constantly in pain.
Like, right now.

The Saaremaa rally is tomorrow. I may make a small post about that but seeing as I can't actually go and watch that (see the thing about knee and pain and kelly-no-walk) then it's not likely.

If there are any cool pictures about todays theme thing I might post them later, we'll see. Oh and if I happen to forget or something, you have the link in the sidebar which will take you to fotki and should be linked directly to the account that our class uses to upload stuffs so you can go and see for yourself.

I wish I had something else to say but I really don't, I just thought you might appreciate the heads up on everything.

Sooo leave me comments.

-Kelly

Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.

~Rabindranath Tagore

Hälõu

So let's just start off with this. Please collectively turn your gaze to the sidebar. Underneath the clock you will see a poll. Choose the sidebar gadgets that are actually useful and relevant. I want to know which ones I should delete.
You can tick as many boxes as you like.
Soyeah. DO IT NAO!

Seriosuly.

You are not allowed to continue reading before you do it.

So just save yourself the trouble and clickity-click on the poll and vote.

I know it's  a hassle to log in for the sole purpose of voting but do it anyway.

For me?

Pretty please??

I hope that you have done it now.

Soyeah. School started. the whole going to gymnasium adventure or whatever started with jukulaager. I'm going through the pictures and wow i seem to have managed to elude the photographer the entire time or something. if you are interested in seeing what we were made to do then tammhenri.planet.ee
most of the pictures seem to be about the 12th graders.
they are the clean ones, we are the ones with lipstick all over our face but you probably already figured that out for yourself.

Wow, i have been spotted in the background of two pictures. Wow.

The bowl of flour we had to faceplant into.
~tammhenri.planet.ee

I would love to post more pictures here but you are just going to have to go to the aforementioned site and check them out for yourself because my computer continues to be slow as duck.

okay so I survived that. barely. And then the real schooltime started.
the first week was superawkward like you might imagine. nobody really knew anybody and representatives from the A class came to tell us repeatedly that we are horribly boring.
we were, at the time, truth be told. but anyway. first week was pretty much uneventful. it was immediately followed by second week that has been dubbed jukunädal. The theme, carefully thought out by ourery creative 12th graders was 'homeless people'. Stupidest theme ever if you ask me.

//For the love of god, I gave up on my useless desktop because it wouldn't unfreeze and now I find out that on my laptop, blogger refuses to upload the pictures. Fuck a duck.//

I am quite aware, that I don't exactly look homeless but whatever.

10b homeless people

~Photo quortesy by Liisi or Kristjan or someone @fotki 

Soyeah. The whole jukude thing came to an end with the jukupidu, pictures of which are also at tammhenri.planet.ee

During the Week of Homelessness we already got a taste of what it means to be in the B class, seeing as we were already wheeled out to the Koigi raba by our biology teacher. Wading through a swamp is awesome. J/s. Pictures of that particular event are uploaded in fotki, link to which is two paragraphs up and will probably show up in the sidebar as well.

I do believe this concludes this post and that I have talked about everything that has happened in the past 4 weeks. Well maybe not everything, but about everything that matters anyway. 

Hope it was satisfactory. 

-Kels

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

~Stephen Fry, "The Liar" (1991)

Heh.

So it has been nrought to my attention that there may be some 3 months or so of material that I should have shared with you and haven't.

See I could come up with a shitload of excuses ranging from "I had to wash my hair" to "My cat ate a canary forcing my mother to paint the windows blue and that depressed my computer so much it blew up" but nope.

All I'm going to do is quote an old post of mine.

The very first post to be exact.

If someone were to read this for some odd reason and even after reading this post would like to tune in again later, I'm going to have to say that I can't guarantee that I'm going to post again. Ever.

~Kelly, 01.01.2010 "Well hello there"

Those particular lines were there to remind you that

I'm not the most consistent person on the face of this loveable blue ball of ours and frankly I'm suprised I haven't dropped this little project a very long time ago.

But enough of that. I did promise not to make excuses.

So let's see.

I do believe I owe you a post about Tutinädal.

Nope.

It just ain't coming.

I've tried to write it several times now and... Ain't happening.

So graduation. Let's breeze over that keeping in mind that I told you I'd show you pictures.

...good god this computer is slow today...

Okay, here we go.

Ze hair of hairness

Me lookind riddiculously drab in a dress

The Graduating class of Herp Derp '11

Some chick with flowers and parents and shit. Idek.

All bajillion of us and then some.

So that's the graduation. After that came jaanipäev (Don't remember much of that) going to Finland, being on Finland, coming back from Finland and then Jukulaager (Sucked) First week of school (*Gagging noises*) And hello, second week of school during which we will have to be dressed as homeless people. 

Sometimes life sucks. 

And yes, this was going to be some superlong awesome post of catching up but my computer has already crashed SIX FREAKING TIMES SO I WILL STOP NOW TO PRESERVE MY NERVES.

Yo homes, smell ya later.

-Kelly

5 times going for a walk in the forest was a really bad idea and 0 times it wasn't

So occasionally when the weather was not rainy or super hot, Kaja and I decided to make our evening walk with Katja a bit longer.
The first time we did this I had pretty much just gotten here and didn't really know better, so when Kaja suggested we walk through the forest and do this small circle.
I happily agreed and it was pretty nice until we came out of the forest and all went to hell in a hand basket.
You may have noticed that there were quite a few bugs out this summer. Specially before and after the solstice.
So the bugs were gathering and we were swatting and picking up speed and then Katja wanted to drink some water. And we had to stop and the horde of mosquitoes that had been steadily following us suddenly reached their feast.
Dear lord I thought I was gonna die of bloodloss right then and there but somehow we did manage to hop our way out and back home to liberally lather ourselves in hydrokortison.
The second time Kaja thought that hey she knows this great trail and it's not all that hot and /surely/ the bugs have mostly dissappeared by now.
I think you see where I'm going with this.
But no, it was worse.
The bugs were eating us and the trail kept getting smaller and smaller until it pretty much dissappeared. So in the end we had to hike through about a kilometer of waist-high grass and thorny stuff and fields and hope to god Katja knew where she was going.
So I just hung on for dear life to her leash and tried not to break my feet. Because obviously the ground wasn't exactly what you'd call flat. It was more like really tiny mountain ranges all put together and then concealed under even more grass.
All the while being eaten alive.
The third time it was supposedly not Kajas idea but Ken's. I'll leave deciding weather or not to believe her up to you. Anyway it was about a bajillion degrees out and we walked
and walked
and walked
and walked
and the mosquitoes... Mother of god, it's like they had been starving for a decade and we were the only food they were ever gonna get.
The whole reason behind going for that walk was so that we could stea... borrow some peas from the giant peafields. Or whatever the fuck. Anyhow as it turned out, they were far from ready and we had to turn all the way back and just walk through the heat and the bugs and the horrible heat again. Did I mention the bugs?
The fourth time Kaida was visiting. And we decided to go for a walk. And then Kaja says that it would be a great idea to go along this trail that she knows. It'd be this awesome long walk.
I was understandably wary but she promised that the trail would not disappear into nothingness this time and the bugs and mostly gone already.
And I was outnumbered two to one so we went.
In retrospect I can't really decide if it was worth it or not.
Basically along the sides of the road (which did at one point fade to this clearly-once-a-path-but-noone's-been-here-in-ages stage with it's trademark waist-high grass but it wasn't that bad this time) were these giant blueberries that were big as apples. Well more or less. So Kaja, Kaida and I ate ourselves sick stopping every couple of meters because we saw another buch comepletely covered in the sweet treats, Katja learned to eat them right off the bush and that I was most likely to offer mines to her followed closely by Kaida and that Kaja just showed her to pick her own. Lucky was completely agitated because he likes to walk and those stupid humans kept not walking and instead stuffing their faces with some weird blue stuff.
And then we had ventured low enough that suddenly there were giant puddles blocking our way. We got past the first couple and then we came to a big one. Okay, so we'll go off the trail until it gets dry again. Katja went first, followed by Kaja, me and then Kaida. I should have known something was up when Kaja said that it's getting a bit damp.
Before we knew it we were both ankle-deep in water with every step we took. Kaida had managed to save herself, turn back and try the other side of the puddle which was higher than the road and therefore was saved from having the practically swim. Statistically speaking one of us should have realised what the puddles in the drought and the giant blueberries and the still-growing cranberries and other stuff meant. That we were somewhere low enough to be classified almost a swamp.
But they say hindsight is 20/20 and they are probably right. So we were all making obscene wet sounds with ever step, save for Kaida who was mostly dry. Her victory was however quite short lived as after getting home she realised that her shoes had coloured her white socks almost completely blue. My shoes have long since stopped being connected to the soles and therefore the air conditioning is great. After about 20 minutes of walking I had finally stopped leaving medium sized puddles in my wake.
Anyway other than that and Katja suddenly getting very scared of a mushroom the walk was great. And the blueberries delish.
So perhaps that time wasn't that much of a horror after all.
The fifth time we went for a ride on the bikes. It was pretty okay until I felt something sitting on my shoulder. I made the mistake of swatting at it and holy fuck.
It was like it had sunk its giant fangs into me and then pulled out half my shoulder. Which it, whatever it was, esentially did. So i jumped off the bike looked over my shoulder (screaming) and only saw this one long hairy leg sticking out from under the sleeve of my t-shirt. so I swatted some more (screaming) until I reached Kaja who at that point was all but dying of laughter, so she could tell me that the thing, hairy legs included, had flown off with it's dinner.
That was last weekend. The whole thing still hurts like a bitch.
So let this sit here and serve as a reminder that Even though Kaja thinks her ideas are great, they really aren't.



-Kelly

Kairi!!!!

So here's the deal: i am mostly using my iPad so i can only log into msn for short periods of time and that mostly during the day. I have my stargate disks with me so if you find some Time to watch it then please send me an email at kellytalv@gmail.com for it is easiest to check.
Hopefully i'll catch you in msn at some point as well.