How to post comments.

STEP 1

So you are reading this post. Scroll down a little ways until you come to find the place where this post ends and next one starts. Difficulty level: 2

Okay. This done you should arrive on A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PAGE OHMYGOD WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!

STEP 2

I know, I know. you are now staring at the computer all like

But if you just follow my illustrated guide, you'll be alright. I promise.

Anyhow this is where we get to the writing and revealing your identity (or not) part.

Difficulty level: 29184903274 (Naw, I'm just kidding it's fucking easy.)

So now you have successfully learned how to post a comment to my blog.

I bet that you are looking at a pretty tough question now: But why on earth should I waste 2 minutes of my life just to talk to you?

Well, here's my answer: 

Do you like hugs? Do you like brownies? Do you like fluffy kittens? 

If you post a comment to my blog today, you can get A VIRTUAL HUG, PICTURES OF BROWNIES AND VIDEOS ABOUT FLUFFY KITTENS. ALL OF THESE PRIZES ARE HANDMADE AND COMPLETELY FREE. BUT THAT IS NOT ALL! IN TRUE TOP SHOP NATURE IF YOU COMMENT NOW (yes, now, in a fucking year I'll have forgotten all about this post.) I WILL POST A PICTURE OF ME LOOKING LIKE THIS*:

Pinky promise. So go ahead and implement what you learned right now. please? :)

-Kels

*This offer is only valid if you are NOT  Kairi or Bambs.