So I haven't had a selfie in my blog for a while now. I believe the last ones were about me trying to convince Kairi that I don't look like Adria from stargate and then promptly failing that simple task. Anyway, I have a collection of really weird pictures of me that I'm willing to share because why not.
Now this is a reaaaaallly old debt from fucking August or something. It's when we were in Finland and I, accidentally, managed to ask "Who's Sibelius again?" From that point on, they made sure I posed with every street, house, boat and sculpture named after him. This sign indicates a park named after him. There was also a sculpture but that picture looked terrible so no.
Me, incredibly happy about a pumpkin.
I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing but it's the same pumpkin.
We bought a new carpet right before christmas. What else was I supposed to do, if not carpet angels? Like, who do you think I am? Anyway, the carpet suffered a fate that, honestly, mom should have foreseen. Namely as soon as my sisters came home, Lucky went straight to the christmas tree (that was partly on the carpet) and decided to take a leak. Onto the carpet. First thing.
Two nights later, I was trying to fall asleep with Pipa on the couch in that room (because both my rooms were taken up by inconsiderate bastard sisters) and suddenly I hear her retching. I spent like two hours cleaning up dog vomit. From the carpet, of course. I am, however, kind of thankful that she didn't vomit in my bed.
The only pet who hasn't tried to ruin the carpet yet is Ella, but that's alright because she got her revenge by peeing in moms bed. Apparently she was really really angry about the dogs taking up 60% of the house.
Gotta love 'em pets, eh?
And finally here's a picture of me sleeping. I have no fucking clue why or when this was taken (well I know when, 9:54 on the 25th of october) but yeah. I think it's me at least.
Sort of looks like me.
Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck...
Must be a duck.
Have an awesome 2013, guys!
-Kels
P.S
Happpy biiirthday to my blogg ( I know I'm 8 days late but to be fair, this is on a queue and I'm writing it on the 4th.)
haaappy biirthday haaappy biirthday, haaappy biirthday to my bloooooog.
Okay, so, I may or may not have been busy as hell and sort of forgot about commenting (though I did read every single "fuck" in the long list of fucks recently), but this! What is this? I open the blog and I see THIS. This color that is totally NOT what I saw the last time I was here. I mean. Whatthe. This stuff is unnerving. Kinda like the sun had just turned blue or something. I am unnerved. Must take some time to adjust.
ReplyDeleteAs for the rest, woo books, woo food, woo totally-not-weird-looking-Kelly-at-all, woo etc!